I came across this simply amazing piece of woo-filled-tripe (tripe-filled-woo?) today. It’s from a website I’ve never heard of before called the European Union Times. They had posted an article that I’m still having a hard time figuring out whether it’s satire. The headline reads: “380 American Rebels Reported Killed In Michigan Battle.” This article is a complete “cut and paste” from a site called Whatdoesitmean.com. Which is a home of genuine nutballery.
A shocking Federal Security Service (FSB) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that last week an “intense” battle erupted in the US State of Michigan between military forces loyal to the Obama regime and American rebels that killed at least 380 men, women and children who had gathered to oppose their nations slide towards a totalitarian dictatorship.
Just to verify this claim, I went to the FSB website. It is completely in Russian but with help of Google Translate I browsed and searched the site. There are no press releases or anything that turned up in a key word search containing “Michigan”, “Alpena” or “Obama”. If you can read Russian please check out the site and let me know if there actually is something about this on the site.
The article goes on to give a very detailed account of an attack that killed 380 civilians including bombing runs with 2000 lb laser guided bombs. I don’t know if you have seen what the impact of a 2000 lb bomb looks like, but it looks like this: